does anyone have work please

Im fully trained in industrial mechanics and welding and some electrical and rigging and crane work.
Install machine modification repair and upkeep.
Full ppe from hi vis to mask im a traveling tradesman.
The employer doesn't have to supply nothing.
I need work want work and seek work.
Forklift telehandler I've worked all over.
100 dollars to the person who connects me.
I've done 10 12 and 16 hours steamfitting piperuns electrical.
I'll show up sober on time everyday.
I have no contact I don't know the area or who the players are.
But im here ans skilled and willing to prove it.
I'll fire myself if it's not the right fit.
If this sounds desperate.
Its because it is.
I seek immediate work.
Like as soon as Monday.
Honestly I'll take any job Monday within respectable limits paid at end of day.
I'm appreciative of other guys effort and I push to make your life easier I just want to work.
Allowances for vehicle use compamy must pay for parking if in Chicago downtown area.